Trump.45 is significantly challenged calorically, as mere visual inspection will confirm. and his trouble has only gotten worse in the four months he has been stressed as President. He entered office as the third heaviest President in our nation’s 241 year history, and vying for a clean shot at second place All-Time (Grover Cleveland at… Continue reading Trump’s Blimpy: Losing the Bariatric Challenge (May 30, 2017)
Category: Whimsy
Trump’s Report Card: With Friends Like These (May 29, 2017)
Trump.45 fancies himself first and foremost as a businessman par excellence and without contemporary peer. In a close second place is Trump.45’s personal legendary estimate that he is the smartest politician on the planet, possessed of n unerring instinct for the needs of common man, while he spiritually channels two American presidential greats: man of… Continue reading Trump’s Report Card: With Friends Like These (May 29, 2017)
Trump & Melania: Throw the Poor Dog a Bone (May 28, 2017)
In the immediate wake of the Trumpster’s first foreign foray with little to show but enormous ($110 billion) arms sales to Saudi Arabia to kick start a Middle East peace process that no one has cracked for the last 100 years, and the tremendous thud of his subsequent clumsy European reception, perhaps the most observed,… Continue reading Trump & Melania: Throw the Poor Dog a Bone (May 28, 2017)
Trump & Melania: A Hand Snub Felt Round the World (May 22, 2017)
It has all gone so well for Trump.45 during the first roughly 72 hours of his epic journey overseas, with stops so far in two of the World’s three major religion’s (Abrahamic faiths) holy places that Trump.45 wants to master: Saudi Arabia and Israel. Well there was that little exhaustion flap causing him to pull… Continue reading Trump & Melania: A Hand Snub Felt Round the World (May 22, 2017)
Trump & Twitter Rank: Definitely Lower Second Tier (May 20, 2017)
Nearly everyone on Planet Earth with a smartphone or computer access knows by now that Trump is a Twitter Master and reigning King of the Social Media Universe. He brags, has bragged, and will continue brag about the veritable legions of his dedicated followers. They formed the solid, free media foundation that launched his campaign… Continue reading Trump & Twitter Rank: Definitely Lower Second Tier (May 20, 2017)
Trump’s Conduct: The Ducker-In-Chief is At It Again (May 4, 2017)
One of the stellar stories of the last 100 or so days has been the near complete absence from the public scene of our erstwhile American First Lady. We already knew she had no taste for the political life, since she said so quite openly in 2015 when her husband was beginning to suffer from… Continue reading Trump’s Conduct: The Ducker-In-Chief is At It Again (May 4, 2017)
Trump’s Timecard #2: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 16, 2017)
Americans are intensely interested in the movings and shakings of the man who can do it all, and who will never forget the formerly forgotten. Trump will not rest, and will not take a vacation until Americans are winning so much they are sick of winning.* He said it on tape, so you can take… Continue reading Trump’s Timecard #2: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 16, 2017)
Trump’s Intelligence: Proof Positive Mike Flynn’s A Patriot (February 13, 2017)
The stale story of Mike Flynn’s possible peccadillos as a traitorous blabbermouth in December are getting, frankly, far too much attention in the media. These unfounded rumors are a distraction to Trump.45 and should cease immediately if the Press knows what is good for them. Otherwise, the Press and other haters and losers are just… Continue reading Trump’s Intelligence: Proof Positive Mike Flynn’s A Patriot (February 13, 2017)
Trump’s Timecard: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 11, 2017)
Americans are intensely interested in the movings and shakings of the man who can do it all, and will who will never forget the formerly forgotten. Trump will not rest, and will not take a vacation until Americans are winning so much they are sick of winning. He said it on tape, so you can… Continue reading Trump’s Timecard: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 11, 2017)
Trump Flash Quickie: Sean Spicer’s Unintended Stroke of Genius (February 9, 2017) Revised
Here is the fourth appearance of a new Trump.45 species of information transfer, a hint of his gracious MAGA restoration effort. Imagine the sound of a flashbulb popping on a heavy 40’s style news photog’s camera wielded by a Joe Pesci-type character, revealing in an instant the seamy side of politics, life, love, social gossip,… Continue reading Trump Flash Quickie: Sean Spicer’s Unintended Stroke of Genius (February 9, 2017) Revised