The original Trump version of the Mr. Political Clean storyline was his promise to frustrated Americans that he would self-fund his campaign for President, as he is so fabulously wealthy and not beholden. He didn’t need or want any financial assistance to run for office as a public service for his country. So, he could… Continue reading Trump’s Campaign Finances: Willie Sutton Has Left the Building (October 28, 2016)
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Trump’s Place In Natural History: An Ancient Piscine Ancestor (October 9, 2016)
There has been no known Trump fish species identified by biologists before now. Occasional scattered reports have surfaced in the past year or so, of sightings of several kinds of Trump fish in the wild. All of these have been nearly conclusively identified as masquerading Blob fish or Puffer fish variants upon closer investigation. Or… Continue reading Trump’s Place In Natural History: An Ancient Piscine Ancestor (October 9, 2016)
Trump’s Brand New Original Campaign Slogan (October 8, 2016)
Great News! Our man Trump has swooped into the final 30 days with a brand new, exciting slogan for all the brothers and sisters on board the Trump Train. Well, mostly the Bros, to be honest. Here it is, fellow believers: GTBTP In line with modern design practice, he will use just the first letter… Continue reading Trump’s Brand New Original Campaign Slogan (October 8, 2016)
Trump’s Rally Crowd Tracker: Massive Projections (June 18, 2016)
As the pre-general election campaign intensifies before the two national party conventions in July (Republicans in Cleveland July 18-21 and Democrats in Philadelphia July 25-28), Trump’s intended tactical strategies are becoming much clearer. He will ignore traditional political wisdom and advice. He does not want to focus on a traditional get out the vote ground… Continue reading Trump’s Rally Crowd Tracker: Massive Projections (June 18, 2016)
Trump: Memoirs of a Man of Pleasure (AKA Johnny Miller) (May 21, 2016)
Can you say John Cleland? Or, for those out there fond of word puzzles. Johnny Miller. Two proper names. Take the first name, drop the third letter. Change the first vowel to another vowel two alphabetic positions before. Change the first consonant of the first name to the sixth letter of the alphabet. Take the… Continue reading Trump: Memoirs of a Man of Pleasure (AKA Johnny Miller) (May 21, 2016)
Trump and the Over Exposure Syndrome (April 13, 2016)
Dateline: Boston, Massachusetts, April 13, 2016 Researchers have announced pre-publication results from a study of a new medical condition discovered over the last year. A collaborative group of scientists and medical experts from three elite research institutions in Boston, New York, and Baltimore held a joint press conference today to describe preliminary results of their study… Continue reading Trump and the Over Exposure Syndrome (April 13, 2016)
A Post-Modern Fairy Tale (March 2, 2016)
Once upon a time, in a land far away…….. There lived an aging Prince with beautiful blond locks carefully coiffed. This Prince had succeeded in almost everything he had ever tried, and grew used to getting his way in all things financial, social, recreational, and status-wise. He had the best castles. He had so much… Continue reading A Post-Modern Fairy Tale (March 2, 2016)