Trump has mind numbingly bored us for nearly a decade about how smart he is. Smarter than the Generals, Economists, Scientists, Rocket Engineers, Military Officers, Diplomats, Teachers, Writers, Academics, and Trade Experts. Come to think of it… really Everyone. Beyond the fact that this demonstrates a fixed clinically relevant form of mental disturbance, the problem… Continue reading Trump 24: Who’s The Dumbass in the Room? (August 31, 2024)
Category: Trump Whining
Trump’s Domestic Terrorism Mushrooms: A Fine Pair (October 28, 2018)
Trump’s Domestic Terrorism Week In the space of the last 6 days America has been treated to the rotting fungal fruits of Trump.45’s rhetoric and fundamental campaign tactics. We have lived through the worst mass mail bomb assassination attack in U.S. History. 14 bombs send by a dedicated partisan coward through the mail, all to… Continue reading Trump’s Domestic Terrorism Mushrooms: A Fine Pair (October 28, 2018)
Trump’s Map Drivel: Repeated Lies, Untrue Lies, and Gross Fabrications (January 15, 2018)
It has become past irksome trying keep up with Trump.45’s constant stream of untruths, misstatements, mischaracterizations, and let’s put the plain truth on the table, flat out lies, spoken through his pearly white veneered teeth to the public at large. Major journalistic organizations now require more fact checkers and Pinocchio assessors than reporters , writers,… Continue reading Trump’s Map Drivel: Repeated Lies, Untrue Lies, and Gross Fabrications (January 15, 2018)
Trump’s Triumph: Fastest Countdown to Special Prosecutor Kickoff (May 18, 2017)
Trump.45 is obsessed with his own personal records and best performances, even when they occur exclusively in his own mind, like his estimates for the Inauguration crowds, or his 2016 popular vote margin of victory, for example. There is however, one granite ribbed, fact-based, solid gold standard of unique firstness just achieved in his honorable… Continue reading Trump’s Triumph: Fastest Countdown to Special Prosecutor Kickoff (May 18, 2017)
Trump’s Timecard: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 11, 2017)
Americans are intensely interested in the movings and shakings of the man who can do it all, and will who will never forget the formerly forgotten. Trump will not rest, and will not take a vacation until Americans are winning so much they are sick of winning. He said it on tape, so you can… Continue reading Trump’s Timecard: The Weekends of Trump on America’s Dime (February 11, 2017)
Trump Flash Quickie: Sean Spicer’s Unintended Stroke of Genius (February 9, 2017) Revised
Here is the fourth appearance of a new Trump.45 species of information transfer, a hint of his gracious MAGA restoration effort. Imagine the sound of a flashbulb popping on a heavy 40’s style news photog’s camera wielded by a Joe Pesci-type character, revealing in an instant the seamy side of politics, life, love, social gossip,… Continue reading Trump Flash Quickie: Sean Spicer’s Unintended Stroke of Genius (February 9, 2017) Revised
Trump’s Jelly Bean: Ivanka Gets an Integrity Booster (February 8, 2017)
Big Daddy is not one to let any Tom, Dick, or Harry Nordstrom diss his favorite baby girl and her immensely successful commercial fashion brand and empire combo. Donald & the Young Ivanka: Already a Fashion Plate So, a sitting US President has called out a major American retailer not for moving jobs overseas, not… Continue reading Trump’s Jelly Bean: Ivanka Gets an Integrity Booster (February 8, 2017)
Trump’s Desk: Pilgrim’s Progress After One Week (January 29, 2017)
Our President had a rough first week in office, despite his very best efforts to unite the country and do right by a restored Christian (White) America. He did get off to a fast start a week ago Friday, by utterly vanquishing that terrible beast ObamaCare, on a first-pass paper basis at least. After an… Continue reading Trump’s Desk: Pilgrim’s Progress After One Week (January 29, 2017)
Trump’s Daily Mind Tabs #02: Citizen Crowds for Liberty (January 28, 2017)
These are the most exciting times, fellow travellers. Our Dear Leader (ODL) is busy at it again. His vaunted Liberty Re-imagined Order was signed at 4:42 PM yesterday, unleashing a tidal wave of spontaneous love and respect from a grateful nation. New York’s JFK Airport Terminal 4: Crowds Supporting Trump or Immigrants (Alternate Factual Choices),… Continue reading Trump’s Daily Mind Tabs #02: Citizen Crowds for Liberty (January 28, 2017)
Trump’s Voter Fraud Evidence: Tin-Can Telephone Intelligence (January 27, 2017)
So, Trump really does have a case of the major voter-fraud red ass. Maybe it started up again over the weekend to distract from the drubbing he (and Spicer) were taking for their ‘my huge inauguration crowd baloney’, or maybe Trump was just getting around to rehash mode from last fall when it became plain… Continue reading Trump’s Voter Fraud Evidence: Tin-Can Telephone Intelligence (January 27, 2017)