The Trump news equivalent of donut holes and other morsels of Trumpitude, refreshed daily. From out of the ether on Tuesday, October 11, 2016: Crumb the First The Redoubtable Newt Gingrich http://www.cbsnews.com/news/newt-gingrich-warns-gop-reaction-to-donald-trump-could-lead-to-hillary-clinton-win/ Gingrich said that Clinton would be a “nightmare” and would produce the “most corrupt and dishonest administration in American history.” “I think to… Continue reading Trump: Crumbs On the Table, Sweet and Savory (October 11, 2016)
Month: October 2016
Trump’s Place In Natural History: An Ancient Piscine Ancestor (October 9, 2016)
There has been no known Trump fish species identified by biologists before now. Occasional scattered reports have surfaced in the past year or so, of sightings of several kinds of Trump fish in the wild. All of these have been nearly conclusively identified as masquerading Blob fish or Puffer fish variants upon closer investigation. Or… Continue reading Trump’s Place In Natural History: An Ancient Piscine Ancestor (October 9, 2016)
Trump’s Brand New Original Campaign Slogan (October 8, 2016)
Great News! Our man Trump has swooped into the final 30 days with a brand new, exciting slogan for all the brothers and sisters on board the Trump Train. Well, mostly the Bros, to be honest. Here it is, fellow believers: GTBTP In line with modern design practice, he will use just the first letter… Continue reading Trump’s Brand New Original Campaign Slogan (October 8, 2016)
Trump Real Clear Results: Poll of Polls (October 5, 2016)
Traditionally, the real presidential election season every four years in America begins with the Labor Day holiday. This election year Labor Day fell on Monday September 5. The slower summer vacation time is past, and voter interest in serious political matters intensifies. This election season has been unusual in so many respects, it is hard… Continue reading Trump Real Clear Results: Poll of Polls (October 5, 2016)
Trump’s Hollow Tower: A Barren and Empty Place* (October 2, 2016)
Trump says he likes to build beautiful things, and not for the money. Yes, he really said that. Pinocchio’s wooden nose just erected a good 12 inches. Trump also likes shiny towers with his name emblazoned on them. More than any other rich plutocrat in recent memory he insists on a very public display of… Continue reading Trump’s Hollow Tower: A Barren and Empty Place* (October 2, 2016)